Showing posts with label Thailand. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thailand. Show all posts

Friday, October 26, 2012

Rock Climbing and Penis Caves at Railay Beach!


          During my last semester of teaching I didn't get to travel as much as I would've liked.  My primary focus was working and saving money.  I needed cash for my trip back to the States and to hold me over through my next gig volunteering in the north.  I did, however, plan and budget for one 4-day trip to Railay Beach in Thailand's Krabi province. 
          I've been to many of Thailand's most stunning islands and beaches, but never to Railay.  A few friends have told me that, with it's towering limestone cliffs and clear blue water, it's their favorite beach in Thailand.  I was set on spending some time there before I left the south.


          My girlfriend and I took advantage of a 4-day holiday weekend in August and hopped on a bus (and then a tuk-tuk... and then a long tail boat) to Railay.  After we checked in to our guesthouse, we walked around and toured the small peninsula that Railay is stretched upon.  Railay is only accessible by boat and has three main beaches.  Railay West is the most beautiful beach on the peninsula, but Pra Nang is more... mmmm... interesting.


It's home to Tham Pra Nang Nok (Princess Cave), a cave dedicated to an ancient fertility goddess.  The cave is full of hundreds of phallic symbols of all kinds-- big, small, wooden, plastic-- as well as garlands and offerings to the goddess for “increased potency and prosperity”.   
Unless you're talking about Vietnamese currency,
I never want to see "hundreds of dong" again

          After I finished my photo shoot with the giant wooden penises (or is it peni?), I needed something to bring my self-confidence back up.  We strolled up the small Walking Street and I booked a half-day of rock climbing at King Climbers, one of the many rock climbing shops that Railay is home to.  Krabi province is world famous for its limestone walls and first-class rock climbing. 

       

          The next morning, Britt and I met our guides, grabbed our gear, and followed the shoreline.  The sand turned to jungle and quickly we found the giant stone face that we were to scale by five different routes.  A brief tutorial on knot-tying and gear rigging was all we were given before the guides let us loose upon the rock.  As I gracefully floated to the top of what normal humans think of as a challenging climb, I could hear the guides talking to each other on the ground below.  I couldn't make out exactly what they were saying in Thai, but I think it was something about how I reminded them of an angel.  I briefly paused at the top to look over my shoulder and take in the incredible view of the bay behind me. Then, I pushed off the rock and effortlessly repelled back to the ground.  The guides' faces were awestruck, like they just found out Spiderman really does exist.
got a light?
          Later that night we went to dinner at the last bar on the beach, creatively named Last Bar.  I ate good food and enjoyed a bucket of booze while I watched the fire show.  Fire shows are popular for nighttime entertainment on most Thai beaches.  Between one and ten locals perform dances and acrobatics while twirling ropes, sticks, and other primal props, all soaked in oil and lit on fire.  It's wise to always be paying attention during one of these shows.  More than once, I've seen a handler lose control of his flaming baton, sending it like a medieval fireball into the crowd of spectators.   Fortunately, on this night there were no such mishaps.
          The following day, we booked a snorkeling trip that had been recommended by friends.  A long tail boat took us to a few small islands off the coast to snorkel, swim, and lay on the beach.  The water was cloudy and visibility was low so I challenged Brittany to a jumping contest on the beach.  I clearly dominated.
didn't spill one drop
          At dusk, the boat pulled ashore a private island for us to watch the sunset, while the crew cooked up a BBQ seafood dinner on the beach for us.  While we waited for our food, Brittany wanted to redeem herself from her horrible showing in the jumping contest and challenged me to a cartwheel contest.  I'm not quite sure what she was thinking.  I've been told that my cartwheel execution is reminiscent of a young Kerri Strug.  Again, I dominated. 

          On the way back to Railay beach, the boat stopped in the middle of the bay for some night snorkeling.  I jumped in and the water immediately lit up all around me with the glow of thousands of phosphorescence.  I swam underwater and it felt like I was in outer space.  Holding my breath I threw out some ferocious karate chops and ninja kicks, each one trailed by a bright, yellow and blue, electric glow.  Then, I almost drowned and realized that I was not in the Matrix and swam back to the boat to take me home.
          All in all, Railay was great. It's a beautiful beach with tons of activities and it isn't as overcrowded as many of the islands are.  It's a bit more expensive then other places, but still, a 4-day vacation (including transportation, accommodation, food, drink, rock climbing, and snorkeling) only cost me about 6,000 baht ($200 USD).  Hopefully, before I leave thailand I'll get one more trip to the south.  If I do, I'll definitely visit Railay again.

low tide

Thursday, October 18, 2012

The Best Food in Surat Thani- My Picks!

The south of Thailand is renowned for it's delicious and spicy cuisine.  Surat Thani, where I've called home for the past two years, is no exception.  The following is a quick video I put together of what I think are the best dishes from some of my favorite local restaurants in Surat.




The total video is about 8 minutes in length so if you want to skip around, the featured foods and restaurants are below.  *In Surat Thani, many of these restaurant names are written in Thai.  Since most of my friends and I cannot read Thai, we've made up these nicknames for the restaurants based on their location or what is served there (i.e. "Corner Guy" is a small hole-in-the-wall eatery run by one guy on the corner of an intersection).  Enjoy.


pic from wiki
Place: “Corner Guy”
Dishes:
  1. pad see euw- stir fried noodles with vegetables, chicken, and brown sauce
  2. yam yawd ma praew- fried coconut tips with a spicy salad (more like a dip) of lime, seafood, and vegetables


Place: “Earth Zone”      
Dishes:
  1. pic from joyfulabode
    kao rad pad ka praew gung- Fried Thai basil and spices with spicy shrimp over rice with fish sauce, chili, and garlic. I add a kai dao (fried egg) on top.
  2. kaew muu sap- Chinese style, crispy fried dumpling stuff with minced pork and spices.





Place: “Rice Soup Place”    
Dishes:
  1. pic from oomame
    kao tam- breakfast soup of boiled rice and spices (I add egg and pork and lots of crushed chili)
  2. batong go- fresh donuts served with condensed milk





Place: “Kampan”
Dishes:
  1. massaman curry- Muslim curry dish ranked # 1 by CNNgo's 50 Most Delicious Foods in 2011. It's delicious flavor comes from coconut milk, brown sugar, peanuts, potatoes, cinnamon, fish sauce, palm sugar, and Thai chili, cooked with giant chunks of chicken breast.
  2. pic from wiki
    kao saway- white rice (served aside the massaman)







Place: “Good Health”   
Dishes:
  1. pic from satay
    geng keaw won gai- Thai green curry with chicken. This spicy curry is blend of onions, chili, cumin, lemongrass, minced garlic, brown sugar, cilantro, basil, and lime juice, with plenty of vegetables and chicken tossed in the mix. Served with white kao saway (white rice).
  2. red curry with tofu- I don't support tofu nor this dish so I don't know what's in it.






pic from flickr
Place: “Shack By The River”     
Dish:
  1. pad ka praew (gai, sai kai dao)- Thai fried basil and spices with minced chicken over white rice. I add a fried egg on top. Chicken broth soup comes on the side.



*Not mentioned:  "Rice Lady",  "Muslim Fried Chicken Stand",  "Chain-link Fence Place"

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Food at the Surat Night Market

"Sooo, what do you eat over there?" is a question a get a lot from friends and family.  After two years, I'm finally leaving my Thai town, Surat Thani, to try my luck in the north of Thailand.  The food in the north is very different from the southern Thai cuisine I've grown to love so much.  In an effort to help capture some memories of the south's amazing tastes and smells before I leave, I decided to put together a blog dedicated to my favorite Thai eats in Surat.  This way, everyone back home can get an idea of what kind of food I've been eating and I can have an excuse for visiting all of my favorite restaurants one more time.  Instead, of taking pictures of food and scribbling a few boring sentences about what it's ingredients are and what it tastes like, I figured I'd give video blogging a shot (now all my friends that can't read can follow along too!).
photo credit to chungkingdiary

In the first installment of my food-based mini-series, I take you to one of my favorite places to eat... (talad senjao) The Night Market.  Just like every other Thai town, Surat Thani has an evening market where hundreds or even thousands of residents flock to buy and sell.  Whatever you're looking for the night market has: clothes, jewelry, puppies, DVD's, but most of all... delicious FOOD.

Thai people love food and the night market is recognized as a prominent aspect of Thai culture.  In Surat, we have four main markets: (1) the day market- where you can find all your raw meat and sea food for sale early in the day; (2) the Saturday night market-- only open on Saturday nights, mostly consisting of clothing, knockoff goods, and handicraft vendors; (3) the Sunday night market-- only opens Sunday nights on the far end of the pier and is mostly food vendors; and finally, (4) talad senjao, which is the common night market, located near the Tapee River.  It's smaller than the other markets, but open every night of the week to sell a variety of merchandise and food.  Take a look at the quick video I shot at talad senjao to see some of my favorite night market grub.  I tried to keep it short and sweet  spicy!  Enjoy!

*Featured: Pad Thai (Thailand's most famous stir-fried noodle dish) and som tam (shredded green papaya salad, muddled with lime, seafood, Thai chili, palm sugar, and other veggies)... Check it out!


In my next post, I'll take you around town to some of my favorite restaurants in Surat!

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Suan Nai Dum... THIS PLACE IS THE $#%!

A few weeks ago, the Thai teachers in the English Department at my school invited me to their end of the year weekend retreat.  We left early Saturday morning for Koh Pitok, a small island off the east coast of the Chumpon province.  It was supposed to be about an hour and a half drive to the coast.  The Thai teachers told me that on the way, we would stop at a beautiful garden called Suan Nai Dum (Garden of Uncle Black).  I had no idea what to expect... garden?  Boorrrring.  Right?  WRONG.  It turned out to be the highlight of the weekend, even better than the island we were heading to.  Suan Nai Dum is, quite literally, the shit!
Brittany was there too and she already wrote about Suan Nai Dum as an article for our company's website.  I'm going to be lazy and use her article as a "guest post" here on my own blog...  
Enter Britt...
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SUAN NAI DUM
Our recent visit to Suan Nai Dum convinced me that Thai culture is more full of toilet humor than I ever conceived. Otherwise, how would this statue – a giant, giant pile of poop – be possible?
Like Shelby wrote, Suan Nai Dum is a rather interesting rest stop in Chumpon, on Highway 41.  More than just a beautiful garden, it was also “proclaimed by the Ministry of Public Health to be a Thai public toilet learning centre, which is regularly visited by students and organizations,” according to the Tourism Authority of Thailand.
All of the toilets are fully-functioning and they’re creatively constructed into various venues, like the Sky Toilet (360 degree views!), Tarzan and Jane toilets, a Pig Butthole toilet (?!), and the toilet that was voted Toilet of the Year 2006 – certified by someone who has the awesome job of being a Toilet Ambassador.
sky toilet
"SKY TOILET"
sign for the treehouse-style "Tarzan Toilet"
Though the toilets were certainly amazing, I also found myself drawn to the informative and lighthearted signs (which were, of course, posted on toilet seat lids).  These offered some insight into Thai language, which “has countless of idioms and proverbs [sic] linked to the word ‘shit’ for teaching morals to children.”  These are some seriously golden nuggets of wisdom (khee – said in a falling tone – means excrement):
  • Fon tok khee moo lai (ฝนตกขี้หมูไหล): bad people meet together
  • Khi moo raa khee maa hang (ขี้หมูราขี้หมาแห้ง):  not useful, nonsense (don’t split hairs)
  • Hen khee dee gwaa sai (เห็นขี้ดีกว่าไส้): lit. to see shit as better than entrails/family (blood is thicker than water)
  • Gin bon ruan khee rot lang ka (กินบนเรือนขี้รดบนหลังคา): lit. eat in the house, shit on the roof (to bite the hand that feeds you) [source / source]
  • Gum khee dee gwaa gum tod (กําขี้ดีกวากําตด): lit. grabbing shit is better than grabbing farts (having something is better than having nothing) [source]
  • Maa khee mai mee krai yok hahng (หมาขี้ไมมีใครยกหาง): lit. nobody lifts the dog’s tail when it shits (self praise is not recommended). [source]
  • Hen chaang khee khee dtaam chaang (เห็นช้างขี้ ขี้ตาม): don’t try to shit as large as an elephant’s shit (curb your lifestyle to match your means) [source]
Those last three are my personal favorites.  Thai language also has some good euphemisms for using the bathroom, including “go to the paddy,” “go to the dock,” and “go to the jungle.”  This sitealso mentions, “If you are a woman and you bpai det dork mai (‘go to pick flowers’)you might actually be going to the loo, while the equivalent for men is bpai ying gratai (‘go to shoot rabbits’), expressions which no doubt have their origins in the fields.”
If you listen for it, you’ll hear the word “khee” used a lot.  Yes, it’s a waste product (as in feces), but it could also be snot, (khee muuk), cigarette ash (khee boo ree), or even eraser shavings (khee yaang lohp).  When “khee” is placed in front of adjectives, it’s an idiomatic prefix implying a negative personality trait – all of which is detailed on this thai-language.com page.  For example:
Some of my Mathayom girls actually come up to me quite often and say “bpuaat khee” (ปวดขี้) – which I’m pretty sure translates to “I’m dying to crap.”   Not entirely sure if this is polite or not, or if they just think I can’t understand them.
As you can see in the sign above, Suan Nai Dum also offers a taste of Buddhist philosophy.  A sign near the entrance to the garden explains:
The amazing distinctive “Thai Toilet” reflects Thais’ philosophy of life through their positive and creative thinking about toilets. They appreciate the significance of toilets as “the place for disposing both physical and mental sufferings.”
Another sign, describing the Underworld Toilet, notes:
This place is located beneath a volcano where it is believed to be the hottest abyss of hell. Remarkably, the atmosphere inside the toilet is pleasantly cool. This help to reinforce the message that “the surroundings cannot bring happiness, if your mind is unhappy”, or as a Buddha Proverb says, “Heaven exists in our soul, while Hell exists in our mind.”
Our whole visit to Suan Nai Dum was unexpectedly hilarious and memorable, and it reminded me how much I like Thai peoples’ easygoing and lighthearted way of looking at life.  We never would have encountered this magical place had we not been with Thai people, traveling like Thais do.
So next time someone tells you that you’re going to a garden with amazing toilets, don’t be skeptical! You could be going to Suan Nai Dum … or, if you’re in Korea, you might just be visiting Mr. Toilet’s toilet theme park.
..."squat pots" are a Westerner's worst enemy.
At the gift shop... poop-themed tea sets, salt &pepper shakers, you name it...



Saturday, April 7, 2012

Ang Thong National Marine Park

I'm sitting in an internet cafe in Kathmandu, Nepal right now.  I've been trying to write this blog about Mu Ko Ang Thong all morning (and should've written it weeks ago) but the power keeps cutting out and my post is lost... 4 times now.  I guess the universe doesn't want me to write my blog post about Ang Thong today.  Ang Thong is probably the most beautiful place I've ever been and it deserves a solid post.  Tomorrow morning I fly from Kathmandu to a small mountain airport in Lukla where I start my trek up to Everest base camp.  That said, I'll update this post as soon as I find a Sherpa with internet.  Holla.
BLOG POST TO COME IN THE NEAR FUTURE.







The Bourne Experiment

Next week, I fly from Bangkok to India and then to Nepal, where I’ll spend the month of April.  Not too much has happened since my last post (over two months ago!).  In February I was occupied with work, finishing up testing with my students, and finalizing grades before they (and I) took off for the 3-½ month summer break.
Having so much time off is great.  However, these 3-½ months of freedom and fun are also 3-½ months of zero income.  Keeping that in mind, I did a good job of budgeting and saving from November to February and put away a decent chunk of change.  I was able to bank enough baht to live comfortably for two months without other income, plus pay for my month-long adventure in Nepal.
That being said, I knew that I had to stick to somewhat of a budget in March so that I could have plenty of funds to enjoy my time in Nepal to the max.  I don’t want to be the guy taking pictures of my friends bungee jumping from the highest bridge in Asia while I wait with empty pockets, safe and penniless on the ground below.  Traveling is all about having incredible experiences and the remarkable memories that stem from them.  Unfortunately, those experiences cost money.
Consequently, March has been pretty uneventful.  In an effort to save money I decided not to travel, but to stay in my fairly monotonous Thai town, where I don’t have to pay for accommodation and the cost of living is generally cheap.  To keep myself busy, I’ve spent most of the month working on a sort of self-improvement experiment.
My ultimate aim was to save money and to get in great shape for Nepal (I’ll be trekking up to 9 hours a day for 2-3 weeks to base camp of Mt. Everest at an altitude of 17,598 ft.).  I challenged myself to take just one month… just four weeks…. just 30 days, to make a real attempt to improve physically, mentally, and… become Jason Bourne… ok, not really.  (I recently saw the preview for the new Bourne Legacy movie coming out this summer and re-watched the entire trilogy, driving myself into a minor obsession with becoming a genius, multi-lingual, judo-chopping, badass specimen of a human being.)  Check out the trailer...


So, I made a list of goals to accomplish by the end of the month.  I kept the objectives challenging but not demanding.  For example, instead of trying to finish five books by the end of the month, I merely aimed to sit down and read for a minimum of 30 minutes a day; instead of attempting to race in a marathon by the end of the month, my goal was simply to improve my best 5k run time; instead of trying to become fluent in a new language, I tried to study and improve what little grasp of the Thai language I already had.
………………………………………………..

So did I do it?  Did I transform into Jason Bourne in just four weeks?  Well… No.  But I did obtain measurable improvements in almost all areas for which I set goals for myself.  I know this isn’t the most gripping blog post ever so I’ll spare you the details, but here’s what I did or did not achieve by the end of the month…

PHYSICAL GOALS:
            -Increase strength and muscle mass:  CHECK
            -Decrease body fat percentage:  CHECK
            -Improve 5k (3.1 mi.) run time:  CHECK
            -Train Muay Thai:  FAIL
            -Train for the EBC trek:  CHECK
            -Improve flexibility:  FAIL

I collected data everyday throughout the experiment so that any increases or decreases were measurable and so I could be sure of any physical improvements.  I recorded my weight every morning and every night, took measurements, documented every workout.  I also kept a food/supplement journal in my workout book, noting everything that I ate or drank.  I even took notes on how I slept each night.  
In the end, after 30 days, I increased my one-rep max in every lift that I tested.  I also improved my 5k time by over 2 minutes.  I added 1/3 inch to each bicep, ¼ inch to each thigh, lost an inch around my waist, and lost 2 inches in my hips (I got that bodonkadonk).   Using pictures as a reference, I probably went from around 12% body fat to around 10%.  My starting weight was 67.9 kg (149.7 lbs) and I finished at 64.7 kg (142.6 lbs).
I was in decent shape before starting this, so for exercise, I kept with my normal workouts, spending 1½-2 hours in the gym, 4 or 5 days a week (including both weight training and cardio).  Cardio was usually running or swimming.  On some days, I went on a hike to train a little more specifically for the upcoming Nepal trek. 
The real change was in what I ate (or didn’t eat).  I followed a slow-carb diet and some tips and tricks from entrepreneur and author Tim Ferriss' new book, a scientific, “minimalist approach to becoming super human”.  This is a high protein “diet” that basically eliminates carbs and fructose, concentrating on foods with low-glycemic index and that don’t raise blood glucose. 




I thought this would be tough…  I can’t eat rice or noodles… in Thailand?  WTF?!... but it was actually easy.  I was never hungry and never once restricted or counted calories.  In fact, I consumed more calories than I was used to, but from better foods.  I also made every Saturday a cheat day and ate and drank whatever I wanted, as much as I wanted.  The hardest part of the whole thing was not drinking beer during the week (but if I had to drink, I had whiskey and soda water.  Cheating? Whatever.).  In the end, it worked.  I thought I would gain weight as I put on muscle but after 30 days, I’m 7 lbs. lighter.
I also took 100-150 grams of whey protein (powder) and some supplements daily.  Feel free to look ‘em up if you don’t know what they are or for; I don’t feel like explaining… I took (fish oil, vitamin C, a multi-vitamin, L-lysine, L-glutamine, bio-magnesium, and calcium). 
Why did I “fail” in two areas: Muay Thai and improving flexibility?  Well… A motorcycle injury prevented me from being able to do what Muay Thai training demands (and by “motorcycle injury” I don’t mean I drove off a cliff while in a high-speed chase or anything crazy like that.  I lost my balance and dropped the bike on my foot… while parked… stupid, stupid, stupid).  And flexibility…  I tried yoga once and… well, that’s just not my thing.  I’m perfectly fine with not being able to touch my toes, thank you very much.
*I would post the before and after pictures, but my female fan club is almost full and I don’t want the Patterson brothers poppin’ broners back in Maryland.  Save it for each other, fellas.

MENTAL GOALS:
            -Read a minimum of 30 minutes a day:  CHECK
            -Improve Thai language skills:  CHECK
            -Study a subject that I normally wouldn’t:  CHECK
-Travel somewhere new on a strict budget:  CHECK

All goals here achieved!  I finished three books this month (that’s three more than I finish in a usual month).   I drastically improved my Thai with only 3 lessons (from a great teacher) and just 20 minutes of studying a day.  Thanks to an awesome website, Memrise, I actually learned a lot about art history, a random subject that normally I wouldn’t give two thoughts about (I can now tell you the difference between Monet and Manet… yay.).  Last but certainly not least, I had an awesome 4-day excursion to one of the most incredible places I’ve ever been, Ang Thong National Marine Park (separate blog post on this coming soon) for under 5,000 baht ($160 USD)!  Only in Thailand.

Even if I didn’t reach Bourne status, March turned out to be a really productive month and I was able to not only save money and prep for Nepal, but also have fun and improve other areas of my life with this little experiment.  Next, maybe I’ll track how my health responds to a month of eating yak stew, drinking yeti blood, and mountain trekking in the Himalayas… Operation: Abominable Snowman.  But for now… I’ma go eat big bowl of rice and wash it down with a tall, cold beer.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!


For the first time in a long, last weekend I had no plans to leave town.  No plans to travel.  No plans to work.  No plans.  But in Thailand, if you look, there’s always something to see or do waiting just around the corner.  So, what began as an uneventful Saturday afternoon turned out to be a pretty cool experience that I’m sure I won’t forget.  Just 10 km outside of town is the Surat Thani "Monkey College".  For 100 baht (about $3 US), you can take a tour and see how they train the monkeys (Pigtail Macaques) to become professional coconut collectors on farms.  I got to watch these little guys climb up 50 ft palm trees, pick, retrieve, sort, collect, and peel coconuts at their trainer’s command.  The trainer, Somjai, was great.  She was friendly and she assured us that all of the monkeys are taken care of professionally and ethically.  Over the course of an hour the monkeys did several demonstrations and there were plenty of hands-on opportunities to get up close and take pictures with them.  Maybe I should've gone to monkey college.  It would've only taken me four months instead of six years to graduate and I'd get to work outside all day.


I'm takin' em with me!

Friday, January 6, 2012

Secret Lagoon. Pirate Cave. Awesome.-- Koh Mook

Haad Farang- Agoda
Anyone visiting Thailand has to experience the hot spots.  You can’t come to Thailand and not experience the madness of Kao San Road or a Full Moon Party.  There are good reasons why places like Koh Phangan and Phuket are always flooded with tourists; they’re beautiful, they offer tours, activities and a booming nightlife, and they cater specifically to travelers.  But after living in Thailand for over a year now, I’ve grown to appreciate the lesser-trafficked locales.  Once in awhile, it’s nice to take a detour from the beaten path and visit a place that’s not yet littered with backpackers and covered by seedy bars and hotels.  It’s refreshing.

Koh Mook

            The second week of December was [another] 3-day weekend for me.  A few friends and I headed out to a small island on the Andaman coast of Thailand called Koh Mook (or Ko Muk).  Koh Mook is in the Trang province of Thailand, south of Phuket.  For me, coming from Surat, it was a few hours in a mini-bus to Trang town, another hour-long ride in a hired pickup truck to the pier, and then a short ferry cruise over to the island.  A bit of a trip, but so worth it.
Look!  Another white person!
When we arrived it was raining, but it didn’t take away from the island’s natural splendor and magnetic charm.  It is largely undeveloped accept for two villages, one on the east side of the island and one on the west.  There are no more than a handful of guesthouses, restaurants, and bars.  You can find few dive shops along the beach, and maybe two or three private resorts.  There are only 2,000 inhabitants on the whole island, mostly fisherman and their families.  Koh Mook is also home to the “Emarald Cave” and prides its waters as being one of the last sanctuaries for the Dugong (a relative to the manatee).  Other than the income Koh Mook draws from tourism and fishing, the locals also profit from harvesting the thousands of rubber trees that cover the entire island.
Being on a budget, my friends and I opted to stay at Mookies Guesthouse.  They’re known for having cheap accommodation and a friendly staff.  Just off of an unpaved road in the middle of the jungle, it seemed like a nice, quiet place to make our headquarters for the weekend. 
We checked in with the owner, a friendly European man whose name I can't remember.  His Thai wife put their newborn baby down to nap in a hammock while she got our lodging ready.  While waiting, we sat at the small restaurant and bar, watched the rain, and tested Mookie’s claim of having the coldest beer on the island.  
There were vacant bungalows available but for a few baht less we decided to go with the “tents”.  It being the rainy season, I originally wasn’t to keen on this.  To my surprise, it ended up being much nicer than your typical campsite.  Each tent was already set up for us and covered by a thatched roof.  Inside there was a full bed, an electric fan, and a lamp. Not bad for $5 a night.

The rain finally subsided and John, Janet, Brittany, and I walked a couple hundred yards down to the beach.  The waters are some of the clearest I’ve ever seen and the sea is rich with fish, coral, and other marine life just off shore, making snorkeling easy.  We swam in the ocean.  We sat in the sand.  
"Scorpion's Anus"
"Wounded Swan"
Brittany and I had in intense yoga-off on the beach.  Brittany tried showing off with, what I believe, is known in the yoga world as the Scorpion’s Anus.  I answered by executing a much more graceful and complicated exhibit of strength, balance, and swagger; a secret move called the Handicapped Swan.  It took me years to perfect.  I easily won the competition just as the sun started to go down.  Poetic.
We watched the sunset.  The red sky and purple ocean stretched on forever like they were racing to a finish line at the horizon.  A seafood dinner on an ocean-side cliff and a few tall beers sent us to bed.  Nights like that remind me to be thankful.

The next morning we packed a day bag and hired a boat to take us to various snorkeling spots and then to the island’s star attraction, Morakot Cave (Tam Nam, in Thai).  The cave, also known as the Emerald Cave, is located just off the western shore.  Its mouth is on the face of a seaside cliff and only accessible by water.  Deep inside, the cave opens up into a secret white-sand lagoon enclosed on all sides by towering walls of limestone.  It’s like being inside of a volcano.  The only way in or out is by swimming in from the ocean and through the cave’s passageway.  As the sun above shines down on the lagoon, the water becomes a radiant emerald-green giving the cave its nickname.   What gives the cave even more charisma is that it was used as a hideout for pirates and as a place for them to stash their treasure.


So in the spirit of true Goonies, we packed a day bag and set out on the seas.  Our backpack carried only the bare necessities: two bags of potato chips, one bottle of water, a Santa hat, one pocketknife, one machete, and two bottles of rum.  Because you can’t go on a pirate quest without rum.  Or a machete.
We snorkeled for a few hours at various spots around Koh Mook.  It rained the whole time but that didn’t matter underwater.  Our boat guide made a brief stop for us at a deserted island where we each took pictures with the Santa hat for Christmas.  Then, we swigged our rum and headed over to the pirate cave.
The boatman stopped just outside of the cave’s entrance and we hopped in the deep green water.  We swam inside and were enveloped by the pitch black.  After swimming for about 30 meters in the darkness we saw a small light.  We followed the light and it grew until we were inside the secret lagoon of the Emerald Cave... sounds like the title of a Harry Potter book.  

The entrance to cave where we swam in (on the right).

We hung out inside for a bit, taking it all in.  The only other people there were two guys we’d met earlier that had kayaked in just before us.
It was like a movie set.  There was a real feel of secrecy and seclusion.  We walked around and took some pictures.  There was a poorly written sign in English explaining the history of the cave.  John and I had a pirate fight.  How could you not?  His machete beat my stick.  Then... It was time to swim back out into the world.

PIRATE BATTLE

A look at the cave from the inside
















We capped off the trip with a good night out at Chill Out Bar on Farang Beach.  We were able to see a lunar eclipse in sky from where we laughed and drank on the beach just outside of the bar.  Not a bad way to end another weekend.